February 10, 2016
Let me tell you about the time I almost bit off a nigga's dick.
I was giving this dude head in his living room and his TV was on. Love & Hip-Hop was playing so, I was trying to watch it and give him head at the same time because I thought I could multitask.. It wasn't working because he kept adjusting my head to his liking. So, I had to use my ears as my eyes to get the play by play of what was happening on TV.
So, a part comes up, and I don't know what it was exactly but, it was something extremely dramatic. It had to be, otherwise I wouldn't have done what I did to the poor nigga who was getting his dick sucked.
Before I continue, let me just point out the fact that I am VERY passionate about reality TV, especially Love & Hip-Hop. I can't explain it but it really gets me in my emotions.
Anyways, the scene was so dramatic and I was so overwhelmed by what happened that I forgot where I was or what I was doing.
Out of excitement, I bit down in an attempt to say 'Fuck' and did not realize what I did. The dude jumps up, crying and, ran to the bathroom, saying that his dick was bleeding. I knew this wasn't gonna end the way I wanted it to, so I made it my business to leave the house before he came out from the back and decide to beat my ass.
But it's so cute, he now has teeth marks where I bit him and I think that is so unique and not a lot of guys can say that they have a souvenir on their dick from a totally amazing girl who gives bomb ass head.
Until Next Time. ✌
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