THOT DIARIES

Entry Twenty Five

February 23, 2016

Let me tell you about the time I was a part of a dick sucking contest.

There is this nigga that I love, oh so dearly. However, he is a hoe, much like me but worst. Regardless of that, I love him to death and if he ever leaves me or fall in love with a different bitch, I will most definitely kill him and take my own life, on some Romeo and Juliet type shit.

He clearly likes testing me and trying me like I'm a pussy or something. You see, the problem with his dumb ass was that he had ALL the girls. And when I say all the girls bitch, I mean all those sour pussy whores. This dude is a straight hoe at heart. But I love him, so you know how that shit goes.

Because I was so Infatuated with him, I had to deal with all of his foolishness. But one of his bitches had me fucked up. She thought she could, real-life, swoop in and take my nigga. Uh, I think the fuck not, you trick ass bitch. I will cook that little itty, bitty bitch and eat her ass. I don't play about my dick.

I told my nigga about this foolishness, expecting him to set this stupid ass hoe straight. Instead, he did the most idiotic thing he could ever do. He suggested that we had a dick sucking contest to see who "deserved" him.

First and foremost, I didn't even like that nigga the way he thought I did. Let's start with that. I just kept him around because dick is bomb and he's a basketball player who might get me pregnant and take me to some money.

Second, what type of sick shit? You know what I did? Agreed to it ... Because I'm just a weird ass bitch like that.

Of course, this nasty ass, trifling hoe agreed, too. She's just classless and ridiculous. But I had no worries because, with my expertise, was this bitch really seeing me? No, you're right.

The basic ass hoe went first and she wasn't doing shit with that neck. I was more embarrassed than disappointed. Bitches are really out here sucking dick, proudly, with no experience. It's just shameful.

When it was my turn, I showed the fuck out and that's all I'm going to say.

Once we were done, I expected him to tell this bitch "good riddance" and send her on her way. Guess what he did not do? He didn't do what the fuck I expected him to do. You want to know what this bitch ass nigga did? This hoe ass nigga looked us directly in our eyes and said that he had a girlfriend. He straight up got his dick sucked by two hoes and chose his girlfriend. This bitch wasn't even apart of the festivities so, how in the hell does he pick her? He really had me fifty five shades of fucked up. Not because he had a girlfriend, I could beat that bitch up any day. He didn't pick me for the contest, that was disrespectful. I sucked my ass off.

I went home and cried. Fuck niggas, niggas ain't shit. Get money and boss up, little bitch.