THOT DIARIES

Entry Twenty Six

February 27, 2016

So, let me tell you about the time I ALMOST got caught giving head at Chuck E. Cheese's.

I was at my Godbrother's birthday party and it was lame as hell. There were a lot of five and six year old children there and not many kids my age so, I was basically by myself.

I was sitting at the table, eating pizza, being all depressed and shit. Then, I saw this incredibly cute busboy, cleaning up the tables and I said to myself, "I'm going to fuck him."

He was getting closer to the table I was sitting at so I had to think of what to do. In the quickness of it all, I said, "Excuse me, sir, can you meet me in the restroom?" AND HE DID! I honestly thought it wouldn't work. But it did and I was about to get some dingaling.

He followed me into the women's restroom and without any hesitation, I started giving him head. Mind you, we were right there in the middle of the restroom. If someone's grandmother were to walk in, she would have seen all of this man's glory. He urged me take him into one of the stalls but, I wasn't hearing it. Once I start on the dick, there's no stopping me. Plus, I was infatuated with his dick because it tasted like cake.

After a while, he stopped trying to fight it and let me continue to please him with my mouth. He got a little aggressive and rough but it wasn't anything I'm not used to. But all the effort I was putting into keeping up with him, and making sure I didn't choke to death, had real tears coming out of my eyes and gave me a snotty nose. I didn't let that stop me, though. Especially since I didn't want him to think I was a lightweight and couldn't handle it.

His dick started tensing up in my mouth and all I could think was, "Oh, hallelujah, he's about nut."

Then, Oh Jesus, we heard someone coming towards the restroom. Instead of going into panic mode, he dropped to ground next to me and told me to play along. I started sniffling to keep the snot from running down my nose and he was rubbing my back, telling me everything was alright. I was so damn confused until I realized what he was doing.

A lady came in and stared at us. She asked, "Is she okay?"

The busboy looked at her and said, "She'll be alright," and continued "comforting" me. What the fuck?

And the lady was like, "Oh, bless your heart," and went to one of stalls. What in the fresh fuck?

The way he played it off was too smooth. There's no way it was his first getting caught on the job. And even if it was, I know for a fact he had this thing rehearsed or something. No guy is smart enough to come up with something like that, so well, off the top of his head. Because, well, we all know guys are kind of stupid. Nonetheless, he was so spontaneous and scandalous. It was so sexy. I wish I could've fucked him on that bathroom floor. Luckily for me, it is never too late to be great.