01-31-16
I used to mess with this dude, who I will call Jellybean. Jellybean and I were next door neighbors and we had to keep our "situationship" a secret because he was quite older than me. He was also scared of my mom (for good reasons), and did not want her finding out that he was trying to beat these cheeks. But on the story.
One day, I got a text from Jellybean telling me to meet him behind a building, in his mom's truck, because he could not yet afford his own vehicle. I met up with him, and we sat in his mom's car, talking and chilling
After a very long ten minutes of doing nothing, he looked over at me and asked, "You gone suck it one time?"
And, of course, I'm always down to give a good suck *wink*, but I still had to ask, "Just one time?"
He said, "Just one time."
Before I noticed that he whipped that lil' fellow out, I looked down and said "So... pull it out."
He looked at me, like I had just insulted him and said, "It is out".
I started laughing, the ugliest laugh in the world and said, "Boy, stop playing, that's your thumb". But once I saw that he was serious, I got very disappointed. He looked embarrassed, but bitch, I was just as embarrassed as he was. How could he trick me like that? Pulling out that fun sized version of a dick. I mean, a bitch still sucked it, but that's besides the point. There should be some typed of law against this kind of foolery.
After that, I walked back home, crying. Jellybean and I don't speak anymore. We may speak or may not speak again, depending on whether or not small dicks work just as well as the big ones. But that is neither here nor there. Goodnight.
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THOT DIARIES
HumorThis is a series of "thot" stories that were written by a former hoe, whose name will be kept private for personal reasons. Think of it as a "Thot Journal". The content of these stories may or may not be based on true events. But isn't that for me...
