THOT DIARIES

Entry Eighteen

May 2, 2016

Let me tell you about the time I gave head to a dude, with a girl.

So, I have some friends who are as equally as "hoe-ish" as me and that can be very beneficial at times. Not for me, but for a nigga who is a complete freak and is in to these kinds of threesomes.

One day, I was at my friend's house, Pink, and I was texting my baby's father, Potato.

Potato had asked me to come over to give him head. I wanted to do it, but I couldn't leave my friend hanging because I was spending my time with her and that's what I told Potato. And he said some fuck shit. Potato told me that she could along and turn this into a group activity.

Now look, anyone who knows me knows that, in my head, Potato is my husband and I'd do anything for him because he's the father of our 14 future kids and I love him. But what's holding me back from doing him this one solid is the fact that Pink hates his guts. She thinks that he is the fuckboy of all fuckboys and she isn't completely wrong. Potato is an asshole. So, her doing anything sex related with him was dead. I tried to get him to understand that, but it was like teaching a fish math. Pointless.

However, I did bring it up to Pink because I thought it was kind of funny. And to my surprise, she was down. I kind of got mad at her because it was like, why does she want to suck my man's dick? All these penises in the world and she wants his? But then I came to the realization that she's a hoe, like myself, and sometimes our mouths get horny and we can't help who we want to suck up.

After I told Potato that Pink was down for the get down, she and I left to link up with him.

When we got to Potato's place, things were kind of awkward. No one knew how to start up this train. So, leave it to me to get this engine running.

I pulled out Potato's packawhacka and got it wet. Soon after, Pink joined in. She took the nuts and I got the dick. Then, we passed it around like a blunt.

Of all the moments Pink and I have had together, this was the most beautiful. I felt closer to her. But when she necking my man, I got a tad bit jealous because I felt like he liked how she did it better than me. I lowkey wanted to beat her ass, but the moment wasn't about us. It was about Potato. And I know he was enjoying himself because this was all he ever wanted from me. And how glad was I to be the first and only broad to give it to him?

Fact of the matter is, however, I never trusted another bitch with my man because if he ever were to deal with her without my knowledge, it's good chance that I'd kill him and her, just because.

Anyways, Pink and I were doing what we do and we did it until Potato got his nut. Once he got his nut, Potato wanted us to kiss, just to share it so that both of our mouths could taste him.

First and foremost, I'm down for any and everything, but that's just nasty. I wouldn't feel good swapping spit and sperm with Pink. She can lick the nut that was dripping off my titty. Other than that, Potato can miss me with his shit. He got his dick sucked by two girls at once, now he's just pushing his luck.

But, personally, I've never seen Potato so relaxed and satisfied. I mean, I do satisfy him all the time, but this time he looked extra pleased and that pleased me.

Pink and I left and went back to her house. I had to really stop and analyze her for a moment because I knew that she was freak, but there was some things that this Bitch was hiding from me and I didn't know about them until today. Pink is nasty. And she's my little freaky Bitch.

Until Next Time. ✌