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1.You thought this update would be funny?
I'm a frayed knot.

2.I know it's cheesy but I feel

3.Need an Ark?
I Noah guy.

4.Another one bites the crust

5.Remember when I told you this was going to be punny? Well I am berry sorry to tell you I was lion.(I used these puns way to many times in this book lol)

6.Don't listen to them I think you're fintastic

7.What do you call a happy cowboy?

Jolly Rancher.
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Q:Who likes Jolly ranchers?
I do.
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8.This isn't even remotely funny

9.I ear you laugh at corny jokes.

10.Time to make Woofles

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