1.My roommates get mad when I steal the kitchen utensils but it is a whisk
I am willing to take.
2.What do you use to count cows? A cowculator
3.Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands.
4.What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up.
5.My friend David had is ID stolen the other day,so now we call him Dav
6.(idk if I did this one already) tea you later!!
7.Sea you later!(This is another version of 6 lol)
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The Book Of Stupid Puns
HumorWARNING!: VERY CHEESY!!! Lol this will make you laugh...maybe. Full of Stupid Puns that hopefully will make you laugh! If you send in puns for me I will try to post and give a shoutout!Also thanks for the votes and comments!
