Haha very punny

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1.Why should you never use a dull pencil?

Because it is pointless.

2.So...Is this a date?

No,It's a fig.

3.What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

An investigator

4.What did the buffalo say to his son when he left of college?

Bison

5.What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear.

6.Whale,Whale,Whale...
What have we got here?

7.Stop making me laugh
You're making me Puma pants

8.You cheetah

No you lion

9.One in a Minion

10.So ,um water you doing?

Extras:
Yoda bomb
Bear behind

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