1.Why should you never use a dull pencil?
Because it is pointless.
2.So...Is this a date?
No,It's a fig.
3.What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
An investigator
4.What did the buffalo say to his son when he left of college?
Bison
5.What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
6.Whale,Whale,Whale...
What have we got here?7.Stop making me laugh
You're making me Puma pants8.You cheetah
No you lion
9.One in a Minion
10.So ,um water you doing?
Extras:
Yoda bomb
Bear behind
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The Book Of Stupid Puns
HumorWARNING!: VERY CHEESY!!! Lol this will make you laugh...maybe. Full of Stupid Puns that hopefully will make you laugh! If you send in puns for me I will try to post and give a shoutout!Also thanks for the votes and comments!