Soooo Punny....

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1.You Gato be Kitten me,well,I guess I will scratch this chapter off my list.(Thanks for this pun skylarthewolf227!Go give her a follow!)

2.What did the mare say to the colt?

Stop horsin' around(haha get it? Never mind..)

3.I love you a latte

4.Sorry I didn't update,the service is unbearable!

5.Which President was not guilty?

Abraham Lincoln because he was in a cent

6.My Animal puns are an otter disgrace.

7.I saw a kidnapping today.I decided to not wake him up.

8.Raisin the roof

9.That has to be the sealest thing I have heard today!

10.I am ofFISHially done updating this book(last chapter for now)

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