Watney's crappy jokes will be the death of me. So his big reflection on life today was, "I wonder how the Cubs are doing." The man will only say like one intelligent thing a day. That is how he has been the entire time, even back on Ares 3. One day, like all of the others, he was engrossed in telling Martinez a vulgar joke, and he suddenly made a comment about biomedical engineering.
He keeps trying to tell me jokes, but I keep making him shut up before he does. Apparently, Beck told him a lot of "Yo, Momma" jokes. Thanks, Beck. If I ever see you again, I'll colorfully tell you my opinion current opinion of you and your momma.
The idiot is calling for me. If he says pull my finger one more time, there'll only be one of us left
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The Other Martian
FanfictionWhat if there was another member of the Ares 3 crew? What if she was stranded on Mars with Mark Watney? What if?
