Do you ever wonder what dogs would say to you if they can ever talk?
I know. This is what dogs would say.
"FOOD?" "FOOD! "HOTDOG"
"POO?.
"SHIT!" "SHIT?" "SIT?"
"POO!
"PEE!
"MIKEY?" "PEE...." "WALK?" "WALK!"
"PEE."
"TOY? "HUMP!" "GOOD?"
"FOOD?" "HUNGRY"
"WATER"
"FUCK?" "NO FUCK?"
"NOISE?
"FOOD."
"SQUIRREL?" "CHASE!!!"
"POO?" " SHIT?" "TREE!" "PARK?"
"FOOD?"
"HUMP!" "PUSSY?"
"WATER!" "MUD"
That's what Bitch would say. So if you think it would be a good idea for dogs or any type of pets to have the ability to speak then you my friend are mentally handicapped. Animals are dumb okay? They have a brain as small as a raisin. I think. That's why we eat them and put them on burgers and shit. That's why they aren't the one killing us and telling us to sit. For all the PETA activist who says "Oh animals deserves to be taken care of and sheltered and loved". "Oh you're abusing your dog for not loving him enough." "Oh mah gah stop killing cows for meat, they have lives too." you piece of shit this is what you should do, go near your laundry room, find the nearest bleach , drink it and never exist anymore. You know what PETA means? It means PUSSIEST EVILEST TIGHT ASSHOLES. That's what the real meaning is.
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