BUM-ASS

Hey.

So there's that.

That's my life everyday. Pretty interesting if you ask me. Just kidding it's shit.

As I walk to where my first period class is ( Physics if you want to know), I saw a couple making out in the corner. What the fuck? Why? What's the point? You guys are going to get pregnant anyways. You're gunna live a very miserable life. I guarantee it. She's going to get pregnant then next thing you know you're in debt. Because you fucked up. You just fucked your life right in the pussy because you can't control your little hormone. Now you're in your 30's with a shitty job that you probably hate. Guess what? you make about 2 dollars an hour wiping someone's ass. Then you look back at how you should've not listen to your dick.

So yea, they shouldn't be kissing in public.

Anyways, my body is sweating like crazy. I glanced at those couple and gave them that dirty look. Not that kind of dirty look where you're like "Oh I wanna fuck you so bad daddy, punish my little ass and spank my butthole." NO, not that typa shit. The dirty look that says "YOU DIPSHIT" type.

(Entered class)

As I expected, everyone just stares at me like a dumbass. I fucking hate this man. No lie. Stop looking at me. Yes, I know I look like shit and I didn't take a shower yet and Im sweaty and I probably smell a little but sheez stop looking okay. Go focus on your life. Not my face. Focus on your education.

"Delinquent!" Mr. Grant says after I entered the room looking for my seat. Still breathing pretty hard.

"The traffic got me, Mr. Grant" I lied. Of course it's a fucking lie. Duh. I can't come up with an excuse. Come to think of it, I think I used the same excuse yesterday.

Then out of nowhere, this bitch-ass boy says, " What do you mean the traffic got you? You walk to school everyday! You could've walked your ass faster."

That's Bitchboy. We'll that's what I call him. And that's how you're going to know him by. You know that person who you really annoys the hell out of you just by existing? He's that guy. I hate that boy's guts. His mom should've swallowed his dad's jizz instead of letting it flow inside her pussy. Too late now though. I'd definitely go back in time and stop his parents from having sex. Then I'll ask his dad to have butt sex with me. Of course he wouldn't mind because I'm sexy as fuck. I would sexually confuse him and let him tear my ass just to make him not have sex with his mom resulting in  him turning gay and Bitchboy not existing because of that. But time travel doesn't exist yet. So I have no choice. Also I'm not gay. Let's get that straight. 

"Ha ha... Good one man." I said and sat down.

What.

The.

Fuck.

He thinks he is a fucking class clown. I only heard like 2 laughs. And it's sympathy laugh. Meaning he isn't funny. I'm funny. He's not.