Professor East

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Professor East, I should inform you, is a tall and elegant English professor at my college of St Stevens' College, Cambridge. I know I'm not the only student who has a little bit of a 'thing' for her, to be quite candid with you. Her chiseled face, smooth complexion, totally luscious chestnut-brown locks, cobalt-blue eyes, and picture-me naked body have not gone unremarked over Friday night drinks at The Mill, with the lads and the lasses usually registering some kind of approval.

She's not the youngest, I'll give you that. According to Wikipedia, she's 36 years old, which some of my friends regard as positively ancient. But hey, if we're going to be tough on racism and homophobia, could we please resist the urge to be ageist?!

Anyway that's my view, and if you want to be totally crass and say I've got the hots for a cougar, well to be honest I don't care one way or the other.

I should also mention, because it becomes relevant later, that Professor East is married to the Principal of our college, by all accounts a rather unpleasant character but also handsome and charismatic and, like, a well famous physicist. So la di dah, aren't we all just terribly impressed?! Not so much, if he can't be nice. But

anyway...


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