As said in the title, this will be a big book of Star Wars one-shots. This is my first time writing something like this, and with all of the Star Wars craze lately, I thought I might jump on the bandwagon and try it out. If this gets good feedback I...
"SHHH! SHHH! SHUT UP!" I whisper-yelled to the giggling women behind me, even though I was in stitches myself. Luke was walking next to me, and so was a laughing Leia. Luke glared at us with blood-shot eyes.
"I honestly don't see why you woke me up at three a.m!" Luke hissed loudly, and I quietly shushed him.
"It'll be worth it, trust me!" I laughed, but he just let out an angry huff, crossing his arms while he walked.
Finally, we stopped in front of one of the many sleeping-quarters in the dark hallway. Luke's eyes widened in realization, his scowl finally disappearing. "Wait, this is Han's-"
"SHHH!" I hissed for about the hundredth time. I turned to Leia and the giggling women, trying not to crack with laughter. "Okay...okay. Do you have it?"
Leia and the other women nodded, hoisting up air-horns, buckets of syrup and feathers, and a package of flour.
Luke let out a wicked grin, looking at Leia and I with approval. "Oh...I see...."
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Me and the girls stood by Han's bed, watching as he snored peacefully. Well, for now, that is.
I turned to the other girls, who were all holding airhorns like me. Luke had laser focus as he suspended the syrup, and feathers in the air.
"Ready?" I whispered, and the other women nodded eagerly, letting out muffled snickers and snorts of laughter.
"Ok." I said, turning to Leia. "Would you like to do the honors."
Leia grinned. "Would I! 3...2...1."
Everyone pressed down hard on their air-horns, sending Han into a frenzy. "Now, Luke!" I shouted, with a huge grin on my face.
First, the bucket of syrup tipped over above Han, splashing down in thick cascades. I could tell Han was only half-awake, and couldn't tell what was going on. He continued to thrash around in a panic. Soon after, the feathers floating down in swirls, coating Han.
I turned to the other cackling girls and Luke. "Run!" I hissed, just as Han came to his senses, standing up.
Han was furious. "Y/N!!!!!!!!" He yelled, and I could tell he was going to wake up everyone else sleeping.
I was the last to run out, slamming the door in his face. But instead of fleeing like the others, I stopped in front of the door, taking out the flour.
Han flung the door open, but his angry face quickly turned to surprise.
"Say hello to my little friend!" I shouted before squeezing the package so hard, the flour shout out in a huge, dusty plume. Han was enveloped in the giant cloud, and I quickly ran off after the others.
As I ran through the hallway, light after light clicked on, everyone stepping outside of their rooms to see what was going on. It wasn't long until everyone spotted Han, and the entire hallway was filled with loud, unceasing laughter.
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(Best way I could describe this situation, lol)
Eventually I caught up with Luke and the girls, giving each of them a high-five.
__________ Han clenched his fists, watching as you ran away. Everyone was laughing at him, and he quickly turned beet-red under his mask of syrup, feathers, and flour.
"DAMN YOU Y/N!!!!!" He shouted before running back into his room and slamming the door shut. ___________
