"Boyfrenemies"

thirty two

CRAIG'S POV

"We don't have enough time, Craig," Red sighs.

My blood starts boiling, "What do you mean we don't have enough time?!"

"He's leaving next week isn't he..."

I throw myself back on my bed and grunt, "This is not good at all."

"Why do you care so much? He's just a random kid--"

"Don't," I cut her off, "He's...he's my friend."

She raises her eyebrow, "...'Kay. But still Craig, if he's leaving next week -- I honestly don't know how we can finish this in time."

Just as she finishes, Token opens the door with a gigantic smile on his face.

I don't think I've ever smiled like that.

"So...I did what you two asked me to do and I'm gonna 'hang' with him on Saturday," He says confidently.

I lift my head up, "Really?"

He nods his head.

I turn to Red, "If Token can find something -- anything --"

"That would be a miracle waiting to happen," She says and I huff.

I turn back to Token, "You need to look everywhere, tear his house apart! Turn his house upside down--"

"Well, I don't know about that. But I'll look for it," He says and I want to face palm myself.

"Okay, Token but you have to do this quickly we don't have that much time," Red says typing at my computer I guess still finding information.

"Ay ay," He says like a pirate.

Red and I both slowly turn facing him, cringing.

"What? I can have fun too," He says furrowing his eyebrows.

"That isn't fun," Red and I say at the same time.

"You guys want me to help or not--"

"YES, FOR GOD'S SAKE YES!" I yell.

"Alright, alright," He says backing out of my room, "Next time we play pirate, don't ask me."

"WE HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT SINCE LIKE THIRD GRADE SMART ONE," I yell as I hear the door shut from downstairs.

I turn around to see Red giggling.

"...What?"

"You guys use to play pirates? Lame," She said.

"Better than playing fucking tea party," I say.

"Okay that's so stereotypical! Wendy, Bebe, Nichole, and I use to play Charlie's Angels! Bebe was Charlie because she always came up with these cool ass missions," She says.

"Did I ask?" I say rolling my eyes.

"No but I told you anyways," She says continuing to type.

I laid back on my bed and sighed thinking about this whole thing.

Tweek moving and Clyde winning.

The two worst things right now.

"Red," I say out of nowhere.

"Yeah?"

"I just wanna say thanks for helping, even though we might not actually do it, just -- thanks for helping," I say.

She spins around in my spinny chair, "Well I do owe you a favor. But you're welcome -- you're my cousin."

"Your only cousin," I say.

She raises an eyebrow, "Um, no you're forgetting--"

"ME!" I heard the spawn of Satan's voice fill my ears.

Oh god no.

Ruby comes out from my fucking closet.

"WHAT THE HELL--"

"I heard everything! From Token getting this 'information' and your hot friend Tweek moving!" She says.

"Why the fuck are you in my room?!"

"Because I had nothing to do," she admits, "But still, getting other people's information is bad."

"Who did you hear that from?"

"Red," She points and Red's face turns to the color of her nick name...maybe even darker.

"I told her this before I got back into it!"

"I'm gonna tell mom," she says.

Oh no.

Those four words could change my life.

Honestly they did.

She's been using that ever since she could talk.

"Ruby please," I beg her, "Do not tell mom."

"And why shouldn't I?" She raises an eyebrow.

"Because I said not to," I argue.

She shrugs her shoulders, totally ignoring what I said and started walking towards the door.

"STOP! Okay, what could you possibly want?!"

A smile slowly crept across her face, "To kiss Tweek."

"WHAT?!" I said getting angry for some odd reason.

"On...the...lips," She says.

Now I felt light headed.

"Are you fucking serious--"

"Just let her do it! This could cost us," Red says.

I look back at Ruby gritting my teeth.

"...Fine."

"YES!" She jumps up and down.

You see why I call her the spawn of Satan?

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

YOU GUYS OH MY GOD

SO I WAS ON TWITTER AND I SAW THIS GUY POST THIS PIN TWEET WITH ALL THE SHOWS HE USE TO WATCH

AND HE PINNED FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS

FUN FACT THAT USE TO BE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE SHOW OH MY GOODNESS

SO I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT NON STOP ON YOUTUBE

What use to be your favorite show growing up? Besides South Park of course

-Brooke