"Boyfrenemies"

thirty six

TWEEK'S POV

I sat in my room later that night alone deep in my thoughts.

Why do I feel this way about Craig?

He's a boy.

I'm definitely not gay.

I know the definition of gay -- I don't go around acting like Big Al!

"Ugh," I grunt laying back on my bed, "This is not what I signed up for."

I mean Craig's not ugly, he's really attractive for one of the boys at our school and I'm pretty sure 95% of the girls have a crush on him.

Does he feel this way about me?

Wait no of course not Craig's not gay.

I just don't understand...at all.

Knock knock.

I jumped sitting up from the knocking, "C-Come in."

"Lunch is ready," My Dad said and I just nodded.

He was about to close the door but then opened it again looking at me, "Are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah," I lied.

"No you're not," He said coming in.

"B-But I am! Please, Dad I'm hungry I'm gonna go eat--"

"Does this have to do with that little lover of yours?" He says smirking.

I slowly turned to him, "I d-do not have a lover."

"Oh but you do! I just know you do...unless you're sick," He shrugs.

"I'm not sick and I'm not gay," I yell but then once I realized what I said I wanted to curl up in a ball.

Oh no.

"...what?"

"I'm not sick," I said hoping he would forget.

"No you said...um...gay?" He scratches his head.

"I-It just slipped out I meant I-I didn't h-have a l-lover--AH!"

"This person that your stomach feels fluttery for is a...boy?"

"N-NO!" I said getting up.

I was shaking way more than usual.

"Look, Tweek if you have to say something to me you can say it," My Dad says.

I turned around, "I j-just need m-more coffee."

CRAIG'S POV

Red arrives a little earlier than ten minutes but it's fine.

"Okay, Token you have the recorded thing right?" I ask and he nods.

"Alright let's roll," Red says and we walk all the way to Bebe's house.

"Token you better not laugh," I tell him.

"Will you stop saying that?!" He says.

"I mean it's so obvious when you do it that we're up to something! Wait, did you laugh with Clyde?!"

He fiddled with his finger, "A little."

Red stops in her tracks and turns around, "TOKEN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

"We told you not to!"

"Okay first of all, he didn't believe it at all...I covered it up pretty well," He says confidently.