Master of Epic

Chap Chap 3

Food yum!

I saw this good looking guy that that was walking in the castle garden with these good-looking men. I sure as hell would want to run my hands through his neatly combed dark hair. And kiss his nicely formed muscles.

I AM 100% SURE THAT....

I would be dragged out of this castle and probably have have my head be served for dinner for his Lady, that keeps hugging his arms like a leech and looks like a monkey that is hanging on his neck whenever they stop for seconds to talk about something and OH GOD she looks like a duck whenever she tries to pout or ask for a kiss- which he declines and clearly dislikes.

If you are wondering if who this lady talking, I am Lilly, the protagonist of Storm and Silence and is now a slave because of this crazy author here. (Hi Readers!! )

Yes, that's her. (=_=)

I was in the kitchen trying to stuff my bag of foods with breads, fruits, cheeses and a lot of I don't know. But now I am sitting on a big branch here at a big tree beside a bid pond, eating a big apple while trying to hide from the big scary maid sporting a big smile because of that handsome guy's big muscles and of course because of the big castle where I can see my not-so-big sister with a big heart and a big piece of cloth also trying to hide from the big maid in a big skirt. And my other sister who has a big bag with her hiding in a big curtain. She looks cute with her big eyes. I wish I could go there and help them if I were not having a big dog below there who tried to eat my big butt- Okay... Enough of the big stuffs.

So I starred removing some barks on the tree and tried to throw it to the dog. Of course that would be dumb!

I can't aim well up hear and it will only make the dog angrier so I threw the barks a little far away from the tree to catch the dog's attention and to for it to stop barking at me.

And it was not a pun (=_=)

So when th dog went to see where the sounds of tree barks landing on the ground, I immediately jumped to the other branch of another tree.

So here's the plan witch, go to the secret passage, help your witches then fly away.

Oh yeah! We got caught stealing for the castle and got separated while running for our lives.

I patted my skirt to remove the dirt and dust from the tree and guess what!?

I just made it worse!!

"GRRRRRRR!! ARRRFFF! !"

"AHHH (>○<) Shoo! Hey! Go straight to hell you infernal creature!"

The dog lost interest o  the tree bark that I threw and as soon as I was on the ground it chased me.

I jumped pass fallen tree trunks, slid pass a branch that is on my way, crawled quickly under another fallen tree trunk leaving one of my shoes, ran pass a very tired looking Ella, bending backwards to avoid another tree branch, then running until I came to a very large stone,  piled somewhere near a tree and beside  Creek.

Gee, I like dogs but dogs but I hate them when they are trying to bite me.

OH GOD!! \(0o0)/