"I think I really like you."
"I can't blame you. I'm pretty awesome, Sar."
"I'm trying to be sweet here, Humphreys. Shut the fuck up for one minute."
"Okay, okay, munchkin."
"Oh my goodness can you—"
"Chill. I'm just fucking with you, Sar."
"You can't just kiss me when I'm mad, Humphre—mm."
"Hmm?"
"Okay. I stand corrected. You can."
"What were you saying?"
"Before you very rudely interrupted me?"
"Yup."
"Stop smiling like an idiot. I can't take you seriously."
"But you're so cute."
"Shut up. This is supposed to be romantic, damn it."
"Okay okay, no more."
"Are you sure?"
"..."
"..."
"I literally have to bow down to look at you in the eyes, Sar. It hurts my neck. What is it?"
"You're a fuck face."
"Yes, I will be you girlfriend."
"How'd you—what the fuck? How'd you know I was gonna ask that? I had a whole cheesy speech planned out and—damn it, Humphreys."
"I can read you like an open book, Sar."
"You can read?! Aw, you're growing up so fast. I'm so proud of you."
"Hey, at least I actually grew."
"Thalia!"
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Conversations (gxg): Lemonade and Other Gay Shit
Romance[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit...
