"Oh my god. Wait. Do I look okay? Is my hair messy? Is my makeup okay?"
"Sar, chill. You look stunning, as usual."
"When you compliment me, I get worried. Do I have anything on my face? Fuck."
"Honestly, babe, chill. You look amazing. It's just my family, okay? Let's go down-"
"Just your family? Are you serious? Wait, oh my god. I'll retouch my makeup-"
"I've never seen you this nervous. You're adorable."
"Shut the fuck up, Humphreys."
"Let's go, munchkin. You look beautiful. Nothing to worry about."
"But-"
"I will drag you out of my car if you don't get down in 10 seconds."
"Okay, okay. Just give me 5 seconds to calm down-oh my god is that your mom? Why is she outside? I'm not ready!"
"Let's go, Sar."
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Conversations (gxg): Lemonade and Other Gay Shit
Romance[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit...
