"Humphreys?"
"Hmm?"
"Why're you still up? It's 2AM. Come back to bed."
"I have to finish my defense. 15 more minutes, Sar. I'm almost done."
"It took us 5 hours to set up this bed last week. At least sleep in it."
"Took me 5 hours."
"That's not the point, Thal. Get some rest already, please? I know you're a fucking nerd, but you're my nerd, and I don't like it when you don't take care of yourself."
"Baby, I'm okay. I'll follow; I just have to finish this, alright? You get some sleep. I heard it might help you grow taller."
"2AM and you're still a bitch. How did I get so lucky?"
"Regret moving in with me yet?"
"Never."
"Get some rest, munchkin. You have classes at 8 tomorrow."
"You have classes at 7!"
"Yes, but the young need more sleep."
"You're just a year older than me."
"I'm 5 inches taller than you."
"That doesn't even make sense."
"You don't make sense."
"Great comeback, babe. Almost as good as my comebacks."
"Just... 15 minutes, okay?"
"Okay. I'll wait."
"You don't have to. I promise I'll join you in bed as soon as I finish."
"..."
"Sar? What are you doing?"
"..."
"S—stop undressing. You're distracting me."
"..."
"Fuck. Wha—what're you doing?"
"..."
"You know what? My defense can wait."
"That's my girl."
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Conversations (gxg): Lemonade and Other Gay Shit
Romance[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit...
