"Sar."
"Mm?"
"Are you angry?"
"No."
"I love you."
"..."
"Stop using your phone. Look at me."
"Get off me, Humphreys."
"You're lying down on my bed. I have my rights, y'know."
"..."
"You're cute when you're trying to act jealous, Sar."
"Fuck off."
"I brought you something."
"Cool."
"Look at meeeeee."
"What do you wa-roses? Really? Humphreys, that is the most cliche thing in the world. Get that away from me."
"You're blushing."
"Go away."
"I love you."
"Go away."
"Aww, you're smiling. C'mere and give me a kiss."
"Humphreys! Get off! I'm supposed to be angry!"
"No you're not, babe. You can't stay mad at me. You love me too much."
"I hate you."
"You have nothing to be jealous of, okay? I'm all yours. You're all I want and you're all I see, Sar."
"Cut the cheesy crap. I hate you."
"There. You're cuter when you're smiling."
"I'm not-ugh, I hate you."
"Nope. You love me."
"Umm, no."
"If you don't give me a kiss in 3 seconds, you don't love me."
"..."
"Three,"
"..."
"Two,"
"..."
"One..."
"..."
"Zer-mm."
"Shut the fuck up. You know I love you."
"You're so whipped."
"You're a dick."
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Conversations (gxg): Lemonade and Other Gay Shit
Romance[Completed] Lemonade and Other Gay Shit: an essentially plotless compilation of random conversations and text messages between two lesbians. Lemon \'le-mən\ (n.) : a product that does not work the way it should "Did you know that you can light shit...
