Sar Bear 🐻🐻🐻
Hi
Hi loser ❤️
Can't u sneak in here??
imy
I'm not used to sleeping without u
Just for 2 nights munchkin
I can't believe my parents made
us sleep in diff rooms tho wth :(
Shh they're being good parents
I might get u pregnant or someth
Also
I didn't know you were rich af
Who even has guest rooms and a pool???
A fkn indoor pool?!!?!?!
Shhh
I'm not rich ok haha my parents are
You're their kid so u technically are 🙄
Your parents are the best tho :(
I wanna cry can they pls adopt me
Babe that's weird
You'd be my sister
Don't make it weird I just love ur parents
They're so nice and funny and amazing 😭
And they tell the best stories
U just like them bc they cook rly good pasta
That's like 98% true
I also like them bc they're super nice ok
And they tell me embarrassing stories of u
And they understand my humor
U have old people humor
That's probs why ur jokes are shit
And why only my parents appreciate them
MY JOKES ARE NOT SHIT
WE'RE BREAKING UP
PLUS, YOURE OLDER THAN ME
YOURE LIKE 80 YEARS OLDER OK
I know you're into older women
But I didn't know you liked them THAT old
Bye
Goodnight babe 😂❤️
AN: Hi haha I haven't updated in a while lol sorry ily guys tho. Vote and leave a comment if you wanna! Hmu whenever fam I'm bored w my life 😘
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