AoT Guys x Male Reader AU Oneshots

Farlan x Reader

Farlan gets no love... Let's change that! Also, this contains spoilers for Deadpool. You've been warned.

Valentines day. You'd been waiting for this day for, what felt like to you, forever. No, not because of the chocolate or flowers or romantic movies. You were excited for today for a completely different reason.

Your boyfriend of exactly one year today, Farlan, was taking you to see Deadpool. You weren't really a fan of comics, so you never read them, but you had played the game and fell in love with the character. Of course, you also heard a rumor about the movie and you couldn't help but secretly hope it was true.

"[Y/n], I swear, this is the most excited I've ever seen you." Farlan commented as you both sat down in the theater.

"Oh please! I've been this excited before! Just, not when you were around." You replied.

Farlan was about to make a comment, only for you to shush him as the movie was starting.

"Oh my Freckled Jesus! I can't believe the rumor was true!" You nearly screeched as you and Farlan walked out into the cold air.

"It feels like you only wanted to see the movie for the chance to see Ryan's dick. Which you got to see. Are you happy?" Farlan nearly snapped.

He hadn't really enjoyed the movie, in fact he wasn't one for Marvel movies. Though, neither were you but what's a guy to do when they have the chance to see their favorite actors dick? Just sit there and pretend they didn't? No, you had chosen the moment you heard the rumor to take that chance and you were happy you did.

Of course, you could hear the annoyance in Farlan's voice.

"Is someone jealous?" You smiled, poking Farlan's cheek when he huffed. He just pushed your hand away.

"Someone is jealous!"

"I am not jealous! It's just wrong to hear my own boyfriend talking about another guys penis." Farlan growled, getting more annoyed.

Grinning, you slung your arm over his shoulders and dragging him down to your height seeing as you were as tall as Farlan's best friend Levi.

"Maybe because his dick is bigger then yours? I mean, I'm sure it's bigger then mine. After all, everything about me is small." You giggled, smiling at him when he glared at you.

"And why, pray tell, do you think that?"

"Well, I've never seen i- Farlan! Put me down!" You screeched, having been picked up before you even got to finish your sentence.

Farlan just ignored you, carrying you back to his home while ignoring the looks the few people walking sent your way. He didn't even bother putting you down to unlock the door and instead flung you over his shoulder to do so.

Once inside, he dropped you onto the couch and crawled over you, pinning you down.

"So, you want to know how big 'it' is?" He muttered just loud enough for you to hear.

You blushed, unable to respond vocally as Farlan had kissed you. Instead, you just kissed him back, closing your eyes as you did.

In the end, you had a great Valentines day and learned that for being a skinny guy, Farlan was well endowed in his pants.

Short, very short but that's how I wanted it. HAPPY SING- I MEAN HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!