AoT Guys x Male Reader AU Oneshots

Levi x Reader

This is not supposed to be serious, at all. You can all thank Choco_Bananas for this... whatever it is. xD

It had been a long day for you. Working as a waiter at a Wall Rose Pizza, the only pizza place on the military base you happened to live on, wasn't always easy. Especially when your boss likes to schedule you to do double shifts all because of his dislike towards Levi, your boyfriend of three years who also happens to be one of the commanders within the military. So, after dealing with both the lunch rush and dinner rush in the same day you finally got to go home.

Quickly making your way back home you planned on taking a shower until you saw Erwin's car in the driveway, which meant one thing. Erwin and Hanji were there. Smiling to yourself, you chuckled as you remembered how you and Hanji had a bet going. A bet to see who could embarrass Levi. Taking a deep breath you calmly walked inside and immediately spotted Levi sitting on the couch with Erwin and Hanji in the love seat.

Dropping your bag with your uniform and keys onto the floor by the door you walked towards the couch and basically face planted into Levi's lap. Levi clicked his tongue, poking your head. "Oi, brat. What the fuck are you doing?" Levi asked, clearly annoyed. "Massage me." You said, your face still burried in his lap. When Levi didn't respond you rolled over and could see Levi looking at you with a look that said, 'Ew no, you're filthy get off me.'. Pouting, you poked his cheek. "Please? My shoulders are sore from carrying trays all day." "No, go take a shower. You're filthy and smell like those idiots." Levi said, nudging you to get you to get up.

You just huffed before sitting up and burying your head into Levi's neck causing Levi to stiffen. You could hear Hanji laughing quietly. "Then come take a shower with me. You always give me a massage in the shower." You said, loud enough for everyone to hear and causing Hanji to burst out laughing while Levi forcefully pushed your face away from him. "Go shower by yourself, shitty brat." He said as he stood and quickly made his way upstairs.

"Love you too, Mr. Embarrassed!" You shouted only to get a "I'm not embarrassed!" in return. Looking at Hanji and Erwin you could see Erwin silently laughing with Hanji trying to calm herself down. "I'd say I win. Good luck, I work doubles all of next week." You said, pulling out a copy of your schedule and handing it to Hanji. Hanji just groaned. "Deals a deal." You smiled.

With that, you ran upstairs and jumped on Levi, who was laying facedown on the bed. "Filthy brat, get the fuck off me!"