A.N: Ho-Hola chicos!! Bienvenidos a..... shit, wrong language. Anyway, you should know what your reading cause you did click into it, stupid!!! I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Anyway, you guys should know what to expect from this by now. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. BTW: I must apologise cause some things in this story may seem confusing or 'not-make-sense' for people that don't know me in person because I tend to include a lot of inside jokes. So sorry for that.
So now, let's see where this goes.......
"Hold on a second" Germany continued
"No!! I will not hold on!! I'm taking my brother away from you and you're stupid, stupid ideas. AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME"
"Are you sure about that" Someone said from behind Romano.
"Si, of course I'm sure!!!"
"Really??"
"Yes really!!!....." Romano said as he turned to see who the hell was talking to him "....Who do you think I am, Eh?? Why don't you- AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S FRANCE!!!" Romano screamed like a little girl.
"Awhhawhaw....hawhawHAW" France responded with his signature pervy laugh.
"AAAAHHHH!!!! PROTECT ME!!!" Romano screeched and hide behind Germany.
"You vant me to protect you??" Germany asked as an idea popped into his head.
"Si, per favore" Romano quivered.
"OK, I vill...... "
"Oh, grazie mille" he thanked
"...But only on one condition....."
"Eh???"
"You leave ze ozer Italy alone"
"Oh, I see what you're doing!!" Romano said standing up straight, trying to regain his dignity "And I wont fall for it. So NO!!"
"God, you're stubborn" Germany sighed
"But I didn't say anything!!!" GOD defended.
"Nein, not you!! I meant the ozer- you know vhat forget it. It's too confusing."
"It's not confusing. You're just e-stupid" Romano smirked.
"Vhy you!!"
They were both red from rage and were about to tackle each other out of anger. The others saw this and decided to step in to avoid a large & bad situation.
CasinoGame grabbed Germany by the waist and pulled him away. Pato then did then did the same and grabbed Romano. Iceland saw this and grabbed Pato away from Romano. So then Italy grabbed Romano instead. (Damn, that was a lot of grabbing ;P)
Germany and Romano were struggling to get out of the others' grip but failed and instead, resorted to calling each other names.
"Stupid Potato eater!!!"
"Stupid Tomato eater!!!"
"Sausage making sack of crap!!!"
"Pasta loving man-whore!!!"
"Dirty Nazi that takes advantage of ignorant people!!!"
"Dumb brother-lover zat can't come up with good comebacks!!!"
"ENOUGH!!!!" Kent yelled. And everybody went quiet. Except for...
"Sorry" Japan whispered.
"Don't apologise Japan. You didn't do anything wrong." Kent said calmly.
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Attack on Hetalia
HumorThat's right people. This is it. The story you've all been waiting for!!! My first story :) Hetalia characters saving the world as some sort of form of Power Rangers!! That's right, you heard me (somehow). So without further ado, I doubt this requi...
