Attack on Hetalia

Chapter 13:That would be an ecumenical matter

A.N: Hello Everybody!!!!!!!! I know it's been sssoooooo long. Sorry, but I was..... busy.... *looks around suspiciously* SSShhhhh

Anyway, to be completely honest with you guys, I don't remember a single thing about what has happened in this story. So I had to read some of it again (So much cringe)  So I believe that last time Romano showed up and stole Italy away from the others...... That's all I remember.

So, let's see how this goes.....

Germany wandered lonely as a cloud. (Fuck, those poems are getting to me. There taking over my life!!!!!) He stomped aimlessly out in the middle of nowhere. He of course was searching for the two Italian brothers that couldn't seem to be found anywhere.

He was accompanied by CasinoGame, Pato, Neko, France, Britain & Ireland. They left the rest of them back at the lair to try and dig up some new info on the Taxans (Remember them?? No? Neither do I)

"Uugghh!!!!" Germany suddenly yelled out of nowhere.

"What is it??" CasinoGame asked

"Zis is ssoo frustrating!! I can't find zem anyvhere"

"We haven't exactly been searching for that long" Neko pointed out.

"Yes we have, it's been almost two weeks now" Britain said

"Wait....What??" Neko asked

"Yeah, where have you been all this time??"

"She was just too busy daydreaming about Norway to notice the passage of time" Pato smiled mischievously.

"What.... Shut up!!! ...No I wasn't!!!" Neko defended 

"Ya kinda were" CasinoGame agreed

"No. SHUT UP!!!!" Neko blushed brightly and hid her face under her jumper.

"Ahh would ya look at that...." Ireland began "She looks like a tomato"

"Ahh bless"

And so they carried on.....

Turns out, it was yet another uneventful day and so the team (or slice of the team) decided to crash in a hotel. Well, it wasn't really a hotel, but more of a motel, not really a motel, but more of a shack,but not really a shack. It was an inn. They're poor, OK??

So they stayed there and contemplated life. Not really. They were trying to come up with plans of how to get their teammate back.

"We could just kidnap him in his sleep" CasinoGame suggested

"But sure, how're we gonna do dat without da Guinness" Ireland point out

"Shit, you're right. Well then we'll just have to...." And they honest to God continued to discuss this plan of attack while the others tried to come up with some shit that might actually work.

"Maybe we could just talk to them" Neko suggested

"Maybe our Lord Jesus will help us" Ireland suggested

"Nah" "No" "Nein"

"Maybe we could temp them with pasta"

"...Or cookies"

"....Or cake"

"Guys, you do realise. Not everything in life is food, right?"

"WHAT!!!" CasinoGame fell of her hay bail.

"Shhh" Neko shushed. "You can't just spring something that big up all at once...... She's fragile"

CasinoGame started hyperventilating. And Neko tried helping her out. Pato just lay still in a manger completely ignoring them cause she's a bitch.