Attack on Hetalia

Chapter 6: What's New Pussycat??

A.N: Hey, what's up everybody!! This is Attack on Hetalia & I'm your host, pmmisrmcfjmt. (For now anyway) I know it's a bunch of stupid random letters just STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

Woohoo!! Early update!! As you can see I have a lot of free time on my hands.

So anyway, in the last chapter the guys finally became power rangers. Now I just have to come up with some actual shit to go down.

So, without further ado... Enjoy :)

"TEAM.... LET'S MOVE OUT!!!"

Then they all jumped and ran as fast as lightning. They looked like blurs & like shittier versions of the Flash.

.~*.~*.~*  Time skip .~*.~*.~*

When they finally reached the place (I dunno where,somewhere) ,there was nothing there. It looked like a park or something. There were a few trees here and there and patches of grass and fences, etc.

"So.................what do we do??" Britain asked confused.

"I don't know, I didn't plan zat far ahead" Germany admitted.

"I KNOW!!!" America screamed "LET'S BLOW SHIT UP!!!" He pulled out a canony sort of thing and: KABOOM!!!  BANG!!   BOOM!!!!

"America!!!" Germany yelled angrily. "NO you idiot!!!" Then he snatched the canon thing out of America's hands.

"Awhh, com'on dude, be a bro and give it back" he pleaded

"Nein!!"

Then suddenly out of nowhere there was another KABOOM explosion.

"AMERICA!!"

"It wasn't me dude, I swear!!"

"Vell, if it vasn't you then vho-"   KABOOM

Now they were being pelted with explosions (If that's even possible) They had to keep jumping out of the way in a badass fashion. They were all over the place now and had to keep jumping to avoid being blown to kingdom come. (Don't ask cause I don't know)

"Where are all of these coming from?!?!" Britain yelled at his teammates.

"Fuck if I know!!" America responded.

"They're coming from Fuck?? Where's that??" 

"Please just stop asking questions" Germany sighed.

"HEY!!" France exclaimed "I think I see them!! Don't worry, I got this!!!  FURANSUGO!!!!!!!!!!" He leaped into the air and took out two.........roses??  But they were not just ordinary roses...... they shot lasers!!!!!

When he finally convinced himself that he hit everything at least twice, he landed back on the ground. "See, it was easy. They're so dead."

"Don't get cocky, Frenchman" Britain retorted as he walked up to him.

"I'm sorry?? I couldn't hear you cause you're sooo lame" France smiled

"Why you-"   KABOOM

A bomb exploded right below France's feet and he was blown to kingdom come. He was completely charred (You know when they're covered in black stuff after an explosion?? Yeah that) Britain didn't get the full-force of the explosion so he just landed flat on his ass. Now two members were 'out of commission'  (which is one third of the whole group, damn. But don't worry they'll be fine in the end cause this is Hetalia.)

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FRANCE!! BRITAIN!! NO!!!!!" Italy screeched in despair. "I don't wan't to do this anymore. We're going to die. SAVE ME GERMANY!!!! (I'm gonna try incorporate that into every chapter)