Valentine's day, my favourite day of the entire year. The perfect time for a little flirt or two.
Red wine – check; Ultra thin condoms – check; Dark chocolate – check;
Let's play the game.
First target, a blonde short girl who is about fifteen feet in front of me, I quicken my pace and tap her on the shoulder.
- "Hey!"
She looked at me with a thin smile and walked away. A few steps farther and she stopped.
- "Did you forget something?"
- "I'm stunned by your mind-boggling outfit!" she giggled like a puppy.
- "My magic mirror on the wall told me I am the fairest of them all."
- "There's something very wrong with your mirror then."
- "Can you see yourself with the fairest man in the world?" I asked.
- "Sure. Where I can find him?"
- "I can arrange something."
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