Death Note Boyfriend Scenarios

When He Sends A Text To The Wrong Person

Light Yagami

Light Yagami: How about you come over here and sit on my lap? Then we could talk about the first thing that pops up?

Misa Amane: Yay! You finally wanna spend time with me?? I'll be right over. Love you, Light!!

Light Yagami: Oh, fuck. NO. Never mind. Uh, Matsuda sent that. Didn't mean to say that. Stay away.

L Lawliet

L Lawliet: I have Skittles in my mouth. Come over to the hotel and taste the rainbow, babe.

Light Yagami: Oh, God. First {Y/N}, now you. Jesus, do you two never stop? You're gonna get her pregnant. And then you'll never catch Kira.

L Lawliet: YOU'RE Kira, you asshole.

Mihael "Mello" Keehl

Mihael Keehl: If you were ice cream, and I was chocolate sauce, I'd fucking pour myself all over you.

Mail Jeevas: Mel, I can't even deal with you and {Y/N}. You both need to take sex addiction therapy. Like, don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, but even I need to rest. Unless... Did you mean to send that to me? Oh, Mello-senpai...

Mihael Keehl: Of COURSE not!! Asshole!! You're such a dick.

Mail "Matt" Jeevas

Mail Jeevas: I'm a champion gamer, but you know that I'm the best at playing with your console.

Nate River: First of all, no. Just no. Second of all, how the hell did you get my personal cell number? And third, calm your shit with the sexting. And if you don't want to, at least check to see if you're texting the right person. I presume that this was for {Y/N}.

Mail Jeevas: Haha, you know you want me, Near.

Nate "Near" River

Nate River: I have a game for us to play. It involves you, me, and a bed. How about it?

Mihael Keehl: Near, what in the honest FUCK?! I hope you meant to send that to your girl, 'cause I ain't fucking with you. First, Matt's girl. Now you. Ugh. I pictured it, too. Disgusting. You people need to calm your horny asses. Seek help.

Nate River: As if you're not constantly staring at your girlfriend's ass and tits. That's right. I SEE that shit, Mello. Nice try, shaming me.