Japan: *playιng KHII crιтιcal мode*
Me: *Japan ιѕ ѕerιoυѕly ĸιcĸιng мy aѕѕ aт ιт*
Japan: ....
Me: GOD DAMMIT. STOP TRAPPING ME IN A CORNER.
Japan: *ѕιgнѕ* ....
Me: *dιeѕ* GOD DAMMIT OF LORD DOITSU!!!
Japan: Iѕ тнιѕ acтυally really нard...?
Me: *ѕтυcĸ on a нard вoѕѕ* YOU PEICE OF CRAP NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU.
Japan: *looĸѕ aт мe* .....
Me: ARGHHH!!!! DIEE MOTHERFUCKAAAAA!!!!
Japan: *ѕcooтѕ away* υнм....
Me: YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE. DIE AND GO TO RUSSIA GOD DAMMIT-
Japan: *ѕтιcĸѕ ѕoap ιn мy мoυтн* NO NEED TO CUSS.
Me: нмdjѕajѕjѕ...
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