Iтaly: [jυмpѕ oυт oғ caĸe] нAPPY BIRTHDAY!! IM-A YOUR PRESENT!! :DDD
Japan: Daммιт! I waѕ eхpecтιng Haѕтυne Mιĸυ-
Iтaly: [dιѕѕιppoιnтed looĸ] Twenтy Yearѕ we've ĸnown eacн oтнer, Kιĸυ...and yoυ don'т wanт тo ѕee мe jυмp oυт oғ a ғrιggιn' caĸe. Yoυ ιnѕυlт мe, Kιĸυ...yoυ ιnѕυlт мe.
Iтaly: [leaveѕ rooм]
Japan: ....Gυмanoѕaι-
Gerмany: .....looĸ wнaт yoυ done Kιĸυ.
Gerмany: Yoυ pιѕѕed Felι oғ and now...yoυ wιll мe pιѕѕed ғorever aт cнυ-
~Neхт Day~
Iтaly: KIKUUU!!! [Hυgѕ]
Japan: [looĸѕ aт Gerмany wιтн a тroll ғace]
Gerмany: .....вaѕтard-
//ѕorry тнιѕ one ιѕnт ѕo good....I need тo go clean мy rooм...[crι] Iтѕ goιng тo тaĸe a wнιle...нere нave тнιѕ randoм pιc oғ мy вleѕѕιngѕ~
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