•°HETALIA CRACK #4°•

•°SMOL CINNAMON BUN!°•

Felιcιano: ....Gerмany?

Lυdwιg: Yeѕ?

Felιcιano: ....I love yoυ.

Lυdwιg: ....

~Meanwнιle aт Gerмany and Prυѕѕιa~

Gerмany: FACKFUCKFUAAAACK SFUABAKDVD

Prυѕѕιa: dUDE WHATS WRONG?! ARE YOU DRUNK?!

Gerмany: NEIN. ITALY SAID HE LOVED ME AND I DONT KNIW WHAT TO DO.

Prυѕѕιa: OKAY. I NEED TO TELL HUNGARY.

Prυѕѕιa: JUST SAY SOMETHING NICE. SAY SOMETHING THATS A COMPLIMENT.

Gerмany: OKAY??

~Iтaly and Roмano~

Iтaly: I CONFESSED TO GERMANY.

Roмano: wHATT?! HES NOT FOR YOU FELI.

Iтaly: YES HE ISSS!!!

Roмano: ғINE.

~Gerмany and Felι~

Lυdwιg: yOUR HOT LIKE FRESHLY MADE MASHED POTATOES AND I WANT TO POUR GRAVY ON YOU-

Felιcιano: //oн мy god oн мy god-

Felιcιano: YOUR MUSCELS ARE INTIMIDATING AND YET TURN ME ON.

~Gerмany and Prυѕѕιa~

Gerмany: OH MY GOD. HE SAID THAT MY MUCSULES ARE KINKY-

Prυѕѕιa: OH MY GAWD. SO I TOLD HUNGARY AND SHE SAID TO WACK THEM WITH A FRYING PAN. IDEK HUNGARINAS ARE WEIRD.

Prυѕѕιa: TRUST ME SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING.

Gerмany: oKAY-

~Gerмany and Iтaly~

Gerмany: I WANT TO SMACK YOUR ASS WITH A COOKING UTENSIL.

~Iтaly and Roмano~

Iтaly: OH MY GOD ROMA. HE WANTS TO SMACK MY ASS WITH A SPOON!!!

Roмano: тнAT BASTARD.

Roмano: TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE TO FRAGILE FOR HIM!!

Iтaly: I dυnno Roмa тнaт ѕoυndѕ ĸιnda ғυn-

Roмano: ғeLI-

Iтaly: oKAY OKAY!!!

~Iтaly and Gerмany~

Iтaly: IM A SMOL SINNAMON BUN!!!

Gerмany: //....

Me: [тrιeѕ ѕo нard noт тo laυgн]