Denmark: oooooh Norgeee~!!
Norway: What is it De- Oh sweet lord Jesus-
Denmark: LET ME KISS YOU DAMMIT!! *drunk noises*
Norway: SOUND THE ALARMS. *gets air horns*
Finland: THE DANE IS DRUNK?!
Iceland: THE DANE IS DRUNK?!
Sweden: ...... (●__●) sWEeT lORD JeSus THE DANE IS DRUNK-
Nordics except Denmark: *fires air horns* FUCK!!! THE DANE IS ON THE LOOSE. I REPEAT THE DANE IS ON THE LOOSE-!!!
Germany: What the fuck are they doing...?
Prussia: ...... I don't know-
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FanfictionSօօօ....ɦɛʀɛ's ɮօօҡ ғoυr oғ Hɛtaʟɨa Cʀaċҡ Jυѕт lιĸe yօʊ asҡɛɖ... I sաɛaʀ sօʍɛɖaʏ I աɨʟʟ ʀʊռ օʊt օʄ Hɛtaʟɨa Cʀaċҡ aռɖ....tɦɛ աօʀst tɦɨռɢ աɨʟʟ ɦaքքɛռ...IT WILL COMPLETELY END!!! *ɖʀaʍatɨċ ʍʊsɨċ ɨռ tɦɛ ɮaċҡɢʀօʊռɖ* Wɛʟʟ ʏօʊ ҡռօա աɦat's ɨռ ɦɛʀɛ. ENJOY K...
