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Gerмany: Deυтcнland
Japan: nιнon
France: France~ (ѕayѕ ιn a ѕυper cool accenт)
Cнιna: Zнōnggυó-arυ!
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Rυѕѕιa: Roѕѕιya, da!
Canada: Canada, eн!
Aмerιca: .....
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