Obviously I was a monster slayer now, so I went and ate the Abominable Snowman.
Which meant I turned into an ice-cream.
But then a little kid picked me up and I became human again and squashed the child.
"Oww! I'm telling Mummeeeeeeee-heh-heeeeeh!"
What the heck is wrong with squashing a little kid because you were transformed into an icecream by eating the Abominable Snowman and the little kid just turned you back?
Oh llama, I'm out of breath now.
"I hate snowmen and snowwomen! Llamaaaaahaaaahaaaa!"
Derp me up, I just said some awesome! Yeah!
The little kid ran off and I teleported to Scotland. Yeah, life sucks, dunnit?
But I landed on a pizza llama, which was great.
LLAMAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!
Llama.
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Llama song
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