There is a knock on the door and I answer it.
Freaky lookin' guy, must be Mouldy-warts.
"Let me lurve you, my jewel!"
Kidding.
"Avada kedavra!"
Why'm I not dead? "You're alive! Let me love you then. I've been killing people to find a survivor to love for all time."
"Then I return your love. But a question: why not Harry, and why you been killing boys as well?"
"Because it would seem like I'm... let's not go into it. So I kill boys so it's equal! Yaaay! Parteh!"
This is random.
Derp.
"I... kinda ate your horcruxes."
"That's okay, my (insert lots of lovey-dovey words here), because-"
Pizza Llama comes in and Voldemort realises he's 76.
bye-bye Voldemort.
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