Llama song

20 years later

I sit down and watch my herd of llamas, because I'm now a crazy llama lady who twirls and whirls.

I haven't slayed a monster in years!

I will just go slay a monster before this story ends.

Which one?

Not Llabo Jr. because I like llamas.

What a surprise.

Bigfoot?

OK. Here we go.

How shall I kill him?

Singing One Direction songs?

Doing the hula?

Derping?

Derping.

I go on a plane and get bored. Yawn. Sleepytime.3 years later...

I can finally get off!

Yay.

I get off and go into the place where Bigfoot lives.

Derp-gun OUT.

Bigfoot laughs. Sounds Donkey.

FIRE!

Bye-bye Bigfoot.

I head back home all happy because a story should always end with sunshine and roses, even though it isn't realistic.

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS STORY. YOU CAN STOP LAUGHING YOUR HEAD OFF NOW.