Llama song

Meh I hate fanclubs

Harry leaves and his fanclub comes in.

Oh no, I hate fanclubs.

"Get out, fanclub! He went that way!" I yell, pointing in the complete wrong direction.

Hey, Wrong Direction.

The wrong direction is One Direction.

I'm a genius XD

Anyway, the fanclub see Voldemort and celebrate.

"OMG HARRY KILLED VOLDEMORT!!!!!"

No.

"No he didn't."

"HE DID!!!!!"

Harry comes in again.

"No I didn't." he says quietly.

The fanclub gasps.

"She did." he points at me and I get a fanclub.

"How how how how how how how?"

"You're our hero!"

Whatever.

"Long story that you won't want to hear."

"Tell us! Tell us! Tell us please!"

"Fine... I made my pizza llama lots of horcrux sandwiches and Voldemort turned up, and tried to kiss me, and he realised he was old."

"Wow!"

"OMG!!!!"

"Wicked!"

"Goodbye, I need alone time."

"Oh, anything for you!" and they Disapparate.

"Glad I got rid of your fanclub, Harry?"

"Yes I am. Goodbye."