I land in a loch. Nessie. AAH!
The monster bites me and I jump onto its head, which rips my shoulder.
Ow. Llamas, help me!
The pizza llama jumps into the lake and distracts Nessie while I chew its eyeballs.
"Mmm. Chicken flavour. Yummeh!" It is not happy. Neither is pizza llama because pizza llamas can't swim. Derp.
I eat the monsters head and pick pizza pllama plup, plecause plit plan't plim.
(Translation: pick pizza llama up because it can't swim.)
Alliteration!
I eat monster up and there's an old man staring at me.
I need table manners, don't I?
Yes I do.
No I don't.
Yes I do.
(3 hours later)
No I don't.
Yes I do.
AAAARGH!
The old man taps me on the injured shoulder.
Ow.
"I am the music maaan, I come from far away!"
Just kidding.
"My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and I am from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I believe that you posess magic, so you are coming to Hogwarts."
Madhead.
Derp.
He grabs my arm and we disappear.
I am sorted into Gryffindor.
Goodbye.
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Llama song
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