While I was at Hogwarts, I:
Had 32 exams
Failed 0 exams
Passed 32 exams
Kissed One Direction's assasinator
Married 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 teachers
Made 0.5 friends
Punched 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 people's faces in
Cast 1000 spells
That's a lot of stuff, isn't it?
I get onto my pizza llama and ride around randomly because I'm a Derpoo.
I ate a human and tied up the married teachers and take them with me to Mars.
Dinner, nomnomnom.
Ima cannibal.
Wait I'm a human-eating llama.
I'm not a cannibal.
Yay!
Derp.
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Llama song
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