Llama song

This is not very random at all

Harry Potter comes bursting through the door.

"Llama? What are you doing here?"

"This is my house, Harry." I retort.

"Where's Voldemort?"

I point at the chair and take the blanket off.

"Thanks for killing him for me." he grins.

"I didn't kill him. I ate all his horcruxes and he realised he was 73 or 76, so Hagrid is 70 or 73."

"Oh."

"PIZZA LLAMA!!!" I yell and Pizza Llama comes in.

"What is your wish, mistress?" I whisper something in Pizza Llama's ear and he grins.

"It's what I do best, mistress!" before he licks Harry's face off.

I'm original, aren't I?

Need the toilet. Oops.

Pizza Llama poops on Harry's face.

"I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO THAT PIZZA LLAMA!" Pizza Llama stops because I petrify him accidentally.

Derp.

"Where's the toilet, Llama?"

"3rd floor, second on the left."

That isn't really where the bathroom is. It's where Voldemort put his bras.

It's really 2nd floor, 13th on the right but don't tell him, will you?

He goes up there and I go to the toilet.

"You really need bras up there?"

"They're Voldemort's." I explain.

He disapparates.

"Bye bye Harry." I say all sadly.