Sittin' on my fat butt eating a horcrux sandwich

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Since I am a witch, I know about Mould. Harry is trying to get rid of him, but he needs to destroy horcuxes.

So I make a sandwich with a cup in.

Yummy horcrux.

I feed it to my pizza llama, which really enjoys it.

One horcrux down.

I make lots of sandwiches, and now there are only 6 books in the Harry Potter series.

Llama.

Yeti.

Loch Ness monster.

Horcrux.

Poop.

Book.

Basically, I just got rid of Nevvy's best moment, because I ate Nagini, too.

Poor Nevvy.

Dobby is aliveeee!

Hedwig.

Voldemort :(

Pizza llama! Pizza llama read my mind and came.

"I can read your mind, you know."

"Ya, knew all 'long."

"Like, seriously? You never knew 'til now. Derp."

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