Study more, work harder my ass. I seem too not comprehend anything really.
Physics is just waste of my fucking time. With Stupid, irrelevent equations that I clearly don't need in my life. This is plain bullshit. Like come on. Why would I wanna know what's
Y=Ymax sin(₩t+θ)
or
P= VI= I2 R= V2÷RI racked my fingers through my hair in frustration. I can't take this anymore. There's 18 minutes of class left and I still didn't even do problem one. How the hell do I do 35 questions in just 18 minutes.
I sighed. Once a failure always a failure right.
I shrugged my shoulders in defeat and casually raised both of my arms in the air and stretch. Taking a quick glance at the curly blonde haired girl that was sitting beside me scribbling on her paper with answers.
She awalys have the answers.
"Hey" I said giving her my signature smirk. She raised her head from her paper to meet my gaze. She blushed.
"H-hi Liam" she said bitting her lip and playing with the ends of her hair. I tilted my head sidsideways. I can tell she's nervous. Super nervous. Taking in a quick glance at her actions. I licked my lips and leaned in closer towards her ear.
"Your getting nervous talking to me aren't you" I whispered only for her to hear. She slightly gasped.
Without a response from her I took her paper. "Lets make a deal. You give me the answers and I'll give you the best time of your life babe" I said kissing her neck tenderly.
Her moan was cute.
I removed my lips from her neck and began to copy her answers on my paper. Its down to 7 minutes left and I'm already on question 29.
I've never been so focused in my entire life. My eyes skimming problem through problem like a mad man. My hands was now startimg to cramp but that didn't stop me from getting these answers.
Nothing will.
I smiled when I finally reached question 35 but the bell rang and students was now rushing out the room. I rolled my eyes. Its just one question left he can't take major points off. I gave the curly blonde haired girl back her paper. "Thanks babe" I said winking at her. She blushed as per usual.
I gather my stuff and gave my professor Mr. Hinks my stupid paper with his stupid problems on it. He smiled awkwardly.
"See you later dick whip" I said throwing the middle finger at him and walking out the door. Finally reaching the outside. It was becoming a little warmer and the sun was beating on me face. I looked around the campus to find a next bang after when I was done with the geeky blonde. My eyes had landed on my friend Ammon.
I smiled and walked up towards him.
He was now flirting with a brown hair girl by a tree. Every trick in the handbook I taught him. From the innocent lies you tell a virgin girl too the unforgettable moments in the bedroom you have with her than leaving after you did it.
Shit. I should be player of the year.
I racked my fingers through my hair as per usual than casually walked towards them both.
I bumped into the brown haired girl. Purposely. She gave me a fake smirk and walked away.
"Hey shit stain how come you didn't call me back yesterday" I said trying my best to sound like a valley girl. Ammon rolled his eyes. Cleary annoyed from me making his next bang leave.
Ammons around being 6'2 with brown eyes and platinum hair. I known him since I was 9 ish. He's a pretty cool dude I guess.
"What the fuck Liam I haven't bust a nut in a day and 4 hours" Ammon said racking his fingers through his hair recklessly. I laughed. "Theres always that mighty great hand you have there. Put it to work".
Ammon smirked and I frowned. "Of course you would know my mighty great hand and yes I would put it to work after when Im finish talking to this beauty" he said pushing me out his way. I rolled my eyes. Talke about hungry for a vagina. I smiled. Maybe I didn't teach him all the tricks in the handbook. I shrugged it off and finally turned around to catch Ammons arm around Sabella.
I'm guessing you might think I'm jealous or something because of Ammons actions towards her. Well.....
No.
I know Sabella and she wouldn't dare agree to play with Ammon if you know what I mean. Shit she wouldn't dare to play with anyone really.
Sabella looked up at Ammon. Than to see where his arm had landed. Than back up at Ammon who was now whispering something in her ear. And of course, knowing Sabella, she didn't like it and threw a mean, mouth aching punch towards Ammon.
I laughed.
Ammon walked back towards me with his hand on his jaw. I tried to hold back a smile.
"Soo.... how did it go?" I said moving ny eyes brows. Ammon dodge my question and glared at me. Rolling his eyes realizing his glare doesn't affect me he says "Oh it went great..... She's like a toaster. You know. You focused on it to long then when it pops up you jump and get scared" he said rubbing his jaw."Or maybe" he added "She's probably like a sour patch kid. First she's sour, sweet, gone".
I laughed. Shes defiantly like a sour patch kid. I smiled. My little sour apple of a roomate.
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I finished my long dreadful classes for the day. I couldn't wait to finally open my door to my dorm. I reached for my keys in my back pocket and put it in the lock turning it.
I swung the door wide open taking in a incredible, mind blowing sent of weed hitting the air. Then my eyes grew big.
I walked in to the sound of
"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
Their like its better thans yours
Damn right its better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge"I slammed the door shut behind me. "What the fu-".
Too heads popped up from the couch. One was Sabella's and the other was some guy with long curly hair and a beard.The guy looked at me than Sabella finally speaking. "I thought you lived here by yourself babe" he said finally sitting up. Sabella took a quick glance at me. Her eyes where red and low from smoking weed. She laughed.
"Who the fuck is this" I said growing even angrier by a minute. She can't pick my fucking couch to make out on. Defiantly not with some barbarian of a fucking shit bag. Who the fuck do she think she is.
A venomous smile came from her "Calm down my snicker doodle. Everything will a okay" she said winking at me.
I hate her. Well I wanted too.
"Come on babe lets bring this to your room" the barbarian said picking up Sabella, rapping her legs around him.
I watched as Sabella brought her tong in his mouth and he agreed with her action. He finally opened her door and slammed it shut.
Fine. If she wanna play it that way so be it. I picked up my phone and scrolled through my contact list. Finally touching a number with the name "reds blow job" I held it towards my ear.
"Hello?"
I smiled. Fuck yea.
UMMM... WTF IS HE GONNA DO? Well I GUESS WHERE GONNA FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BUT WAIT... LETS TAKE IN THIS SEXY PICTURE OF THAT GUY ABOVE ......AMMON GUYS (pause for affect) HOT HOT HOT HE'S SUPPER CUTE LIKE I REALLY CAN'T BREATH RIGHT NOW NOT EVEN JOKING. BUT AMYWAYS HOW YOU THINK OF THIS CHAPTER LET ME KNOW
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