A Devious Player And His Bitchy Roommate {1}

bitchy much? 2

She walked in and dropped her bags on to the dark wooded floor in front my laundry basket. She had black head phones in which The Weeknd was playing out loud for the whole universe to hear.

Her eyes was glued to her phone not realizing what she had walked into. Oh look... another clueless one.

She started to walk towards my bed but than suddenly stopped. "What the fuck I knew she fucking did it!". She roughly swipped the screen to the right getting even more focused into the book I assume is what she was doing.

She slowly walked even closer to me until she kinda, sorta slipped on my condom that Vanessa... or whatever her name is threw. Opps.

Good thing she didn't fall completely. If she hadn't balance herself on time she could've fallin on top of my condom than my sperm would've squirted all over her black hoodie. Now that would be a site too see.

Her eyes lingered on the condom. Than a bra. Than finally pink laced underwear. Her icey fearful eyes slowly traveled half way up my body until her gaze met mine than at my junk #penis. Her eyes stayed there for a good 10 secounds than back up to meet my gaze again. I gave her my signature smirk. But she didn't bother to blush. Her face stayed emotionless.

She took out her head phones, rapped it around her iphone than shoved it in her back jeans pocket. "Your extremely tiny for a guy thats around being 6'8 ish". There was a deadly silence in the room. Woh. Did....this.... bitch just call me.....tiny? Who the fuck she think she is. Obviously Im not even, nowhere close to being tiny. Em... oh I see whats going on here. This bitch is trying to damage my high quality, 5 star ego.

I looked over at the naked girl on the floor. She looked at me and started to giggle than she turn her gaze at the pink haired girl that was standing there with a venomous grin . "Wow your so fucking blind bitch. Dont you see that massive cock of his?". She licked her lips taking a quick glance at my ego. What? I have a big ego.

I gave her a wink and she blushed in response. I looked back at the pink haired girl that was still lingering in front of my door, catching her getting slightly annoyed. "Are you gonna come meet us for round two?" I said tilting my head slightly. Im really trying to push her buttons like she pushed mines. I don't have a small dick. Clearly I dont have a small dick. The only thing that's small around here is her. She glared at me with the most dangerous grin and beyond deadly glare with those poisonous blue eyes that could rip your soul in a instant. Her gaze burned my skin which made me feel extremely uncomfortable.

She stood there for a couple minutes than rolled her eyes. "Your a fucking disgrace to this world you disgusting animal just go die already". With that she walked out of my room slamming the door behind her. Wow just fucking wow. This bitch got serious issues.

She can't talk to me like that what the fuck. And why in the fuck is she here in the first place? The naked girl seen me getting annoyed. "Its okay baby I could make you feel better". The naked girl that was lingering on the floor finally stood up. Her hands was now rubbing on my chest very sexually. I angrily and roughly moved her hands off of me. "Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out!" I said pointing at the door. She shivered in fear than quickly put her cloths on and headed out for the door in a flash.

I racked my hand threw my hair angrily. Who the fuck she think she is. Don't she know who she's dealing with? Cause clearly she don't. I rolled my eyes. "You know what-" I said throwing on some new pair if boxers and some burgundy sweats. I was so fed up with this I needed to eat something A.S.A.P. Call me a girl if you want but eating away your emotions works. So don't fucking judge.

Going through the fidge I found some left over pizza. I smilled widley grabbing the pizza box and setting it on the counter. I don't care if it was cold I just need something to stop my mouth from watering.

My mouth was begging for some pizza.
Pizza will never hurt you. Pizza will never cheat on you.
Pizza will always love you .

I rubbed my hands eagerly finally opening the pizza box, I found it completely full....

Full of fucking air. I threw the pizza box across the room. "Where's the food!" I was now looking everywhere. In the microwave, sink, under the carpet, fridge, couch, fridge, bathroom, stove that's never been used, plant....wait plant? Why the fuck am I looking at a half dead plant. Okay Im seriously dying from hunger. So I angrily went back towards the fridge. Opening it thinking maybe something would pop up like "hey its me the pizza you've been dying for".

Still nothing in site. I closed the fridge door hard, ran, and belly floop my way on the couch.

"Ughh what is life" a groan escaped my throat. Being tired and hungry is the worst feeling ever.

"Well" a innocent voiced filled the room. I looked up to see the, not so innocent, devil its self. The pink haired girl. "Life is an existence of an individual human being or an animal like yourself". What? "I think" she added taking bite of my.....my.......My fucking pizza!

She caught me gazing at the heated extra cheese pizza with cheesy stuff crust and extra EXTRA pepperoni topping.

"Do you want some?" she said waving the almost finished crust freely in the air. Giving me her best venomous smile of hers. I blinked a couple of times. "Do you wanna die?" I said tilting my head. Giving her a deadly glare. "Okay Im guessing you don't want any" she said inches away from putting the half bitten crust in her mouth but I smacked it away just in time.

"What... You stupid bitch" she said dryly. "If I can't have the crust, you can't either" I said harshly. Me expecting for her to "shiver in fear" like everyone else. She doesn't. Instead she stayed silent and emotionless.

"Why the fuck are you fucking her in my damn dorm dont you have something better else to do you fucking groupie". Still silence. "Hello lm fucking talking to you you clueless bitch" I was now snapping my fingers in her face. Still silence. What the hell is wrong with her?

Her phone started to ring. "Hold that for a sec" she said holding up one finger at me. She reached for her phone that was playing Andaconda by Nicki Minaj from her back pocket and answered her call. "What". She answered dryly. "Im fine...no...yes I found my dorm...he's a guy why do you wanna know?...to bad cause he's" she paused. "Tiny" she looked at me with her signature smile. Her smile can't get anymore venomous. "No I wont fucking go you delusional hoe" with that she ended her call pretty mad.

"Delusional hoe huh" I said with a smirk. "Yes very fucking delusional". She kicked me in my knee and ran into Im guessing is her room... for now. This can't be her fucking dorm. I dont want a fucking clueless, evil, venomous smiling, a short devil, pinked hair, bitchy girl with big boobs and butt (not saying theres anything wrong with that. I love big boobs and butts) of a roommate.

She has to go.

DANG LIAM MAYBE YOU'RE THE BITCHY ROOMATE HERE. AND DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN GET RID OF YOUR ROOMATE THAT EASY? HEMMM THINK AGAIN BUT ANYWAYS I'M TRYING TO MAKE LIAM MEAN AS EVER AND PINK HAIRED GIRL ( dont worry your gonna know her name in the next chapter) BEYOND EMOTIONLESS .BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS. ANYWAYS IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU LIKE MY STORY I REALLY TRY HARD ON IT.....

xoxo
- from Terae❤