"Would you guys shut up" I yelled throwimg my pillow at my bed room door.
Its fucking 3 a.m and the two bitches named Sabella and her fucking bff named Brooklyn doesn't seem to know when, or how to shut the hell up.
My head was pounding from last nights party. To make it even worse. These two fucking delusional girls was singing like two drunk kids having sex with a fucking goat on a rollercoaster.
Just. One. Fucking. Goat.
"Shit your wife is in the back seat of my brand new foreign car
Don't act like you forgot.... Pay me what you own"
Pay me what you own? Last time I checked that's not how Rihanna sung her song. I got out of my bed in frustration. Flinging my blue blanket off of me, I opened my door to look at these two idiots infront of me with my own two eyeballs.
They both jumped in fear, looked at each other, than giggled in unison like maniacs.
I'm not even gonna hide the fact that I was a little bit scared. Shit was creepy.
"What the fuck is wrong -"
"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn but its alright because I like the way it hurts" Sabella sang pointing at me. Well at least she tried to. Her pointing was all over the place just like her singing. I rolled my eyes.
"Oh my gosh Sabella that's my song" Brooklyn said shacking Sabella recklessly then bringing her into a hug.
I cleared my throught to remind them I was still here. "Well are you guys -"
"I love you Sabella" Brooklyn yelled out with a slur. Sabella faced strucked in a awe then stared to cry. I rolled my eyes. Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on.
"I love you too Brooklyn" Sabella said braking the hug to look at Brooklyn and smiled. "Your always going to be *hiccup* by my side forever tell the death of -"
"Can you two shut the fuck up... please" I said dragging my fingers through my hair. This shit was getting beyond awakward. Its like watching two elderly people fucking on PornHub.
You get the picture.
Brooklyn's dark green shirt was slipping down her shoulder showing her Burgundy bra and her cool heart shaped birth mark.
I bit my lip. Damn. She has to have curves under that big shirt shes wearing. I bit my lip harder while trailing my eyes across her body only to stop them with a soul grabbing glare that she was giving me.
Atleast I thought it was. Her stare wasn't really affecting me like she thought it was. I rolled my eyes.
"Stop looking" Brooklyn said trying to throw a pillow at me but instead it hit Sabella in her face.
I laughed when Sabella stumbled to the floor holding her face inside the pams of her hands.
"Ahh my face. My beautiful face" Sabella said in agony.
Brooklyn and I burst out laughing then a knock on my front door made us quiet.
I rolled my eyes when Brooklyn and Sabella shown a slight bit of paranoia across their faces.
I walked to the front door opening it seeing King and Jia holding 4 boxes of pizza and a bag of hot wings.
"What the fuck took-"
"Yeah yeah whatever lover boy " Jia said pushing me out the way. Then King following her.
I closed the door and locked it shut.
"Pizza? Why not fruit salad? " Brooklyn said srinching up her face, trying her best to ealk normally walking towards the kitchen where King, Jia and I was getting ready to eat.
"Wheres Sabella?" Jia said grabbing plates from the dishwasher.
"Shes brushing her teeth after spilling her guts out all over your toilet"
I dropped my pizza and ran to the bathroom causing Sabella to jump.
I looked at my toilet then at her. We stayed switching lookes of annoyance for a couple of minutes until Brooklyn came runing in, pushing me out the way to get to the toilet.
"Ew what the -"
Sabella threw her toothbrush at me than quickly went to Brooklyn holding her hair up for some support.
"What.... the fuck" I said tryingmy best to not gag. I speed walked my way out the bathroom towards my room.
"Your not -" "No" I said cutting King off.
I slammed the door behind me and belly flopped myslef on my bed.
I sighed. "Wow. I wasted a big slice of pizza for a...toilet?" I shrugged my shoulder and went to bed. Well atleast I tryed.
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A Devious Player And His Bitchy Roommate {1}
Storie d'amore"Sometimes the only way ever to find yourself is to get completely lost" she quoted while taking a seat on top the hood of my car beside me. She dangerously inhaled the devils goods than blew out a massive cloud of smoke which scented the air beauti...
