The Two Faced Con Man
Two faced Con Man, you're a taker not a giver.
Two faced Con Man, you've sold me down the river.
Did you laugh up your sleeve when you swindled me?
When you are in prison, happy I shall be!
Two faced Con Man, you make me shake and quiver.
Two faced Con Man, you've made me all a dither,
You are the scourge of our society,
Two faced Con Man, in prison you should be.
I'm shaking and I'm quaking, I'm angry as can be.
You talked to me, befriended me and drank my cup of tea.
You flattered and chattered and made me sign your papers,
But now they're after you they'll put an end to all your capers.
Your double dealings have been so very nefarious,
My pecuniary situation now is so awfully precarious
You do not care at all what you have done to me
So now I will never, ever be debt free!
Two faced Con Man, like a snake you slither,
Just like a slimy eel swimming up the river.
I'm glad the law's caught up with you, that's because of me
Now you are in prison...and they've thrown away the Key!
Best wishes
Pat
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Superheroes & Villains
PoetryA collection of Poems about your very own Superheroes and Villains in your life. Congratulations to Polllardii & Ruechari, co-winners of this competition.
