Sorry. I'm Sad. • Lashton

Chapter 3: Boners and Hot Dogs

(Luke's POV)

The bell rang shortly after I had gotten done with Ashton. I made my way to the lunch room to get my shit but I smiled when seeing my girlfriend walking towards me with my belongings. I took them and kissed her cheek. She smiled and kissed my cheek, making me blush and gigge and I pressed my lips to hers for a brief second. I swung my back pack over my shoulder and took her hand. We walked to the only class we have together, health. I opened the heavy door and held it open, allowed Arzaylea to walk through.

"My lady."

"My prince." And she booped my nose. We walked to the side of the room by the big windows and put our things down. Arzaylea sat in the chair while I hopped up on the table, turning to rest my back to the wall.

"It's hard to be me babe." I looked down at my almost drooling girlfriend as she takes in my appearance. Yeah I know I'm hot woman. I rolled my eyes and saw Ashton's dorky friend Niall walk in. I rolled my eyes when seeing him sit up front. I'm not surprised. I looked back over when hearing the door open again. Do I not have friends in this class? I mean, I love Arzaylea, but she can get annoying.. a lot. And she always makes me do all the work for projects in return for a sloppy blow job that I enjoy. And why do I enjoy them? Just because that's all I'll ever get. My mom and Calum always say I can do better. But in reality, I know I can, but that is if girls would quit thinking I'm gay.

Seriously though. I liked this girl freshman year and when I finally got the guts to tell her I liked her, she laughed and said "Oh, I thought you were gay." And walked away with her friends, all of them laughing. Yes, I act gay with my friends sometimes. Yes, I look at other guys asses. Yes, I have gay porn in my search history, but that's not the point. I'm straight, okay?

The teacher stood up in front off the class and introduced herself.

"You." She pointed at me. What did I do?

"Yo." I said and nodded my head.

"What are you doing on my table?"

"Sitting." I said like it's the most obvious thing in the world. Arzaylea pulled on the ankle of my jeans, hinting that she wanted me to sit in the chair. But I can do what I want. This teacher may be new but she'll warm up to me. Or is it a guy? I really can't tell. The voice and boobs that slightly show in her baggy t-shirt give me hints that it's a girl.

"Get off my table. Now." I put my hands up in defeat and got to the ground and sat in the hard plastic chair.

I rolled my eyes and then they flickered to the door when seeing Calum and Zayn walking in, I jumped up and got their attention, both of them walking my way. I embraced Zayn in a hug. But let go and gave them a dirt look.

"You dick heads didn't text me back." I said quietly so Mr. Mom over there couldn't hear me. Calum shrugged and Zayn said, "Sorry I had better things to do. Like walk across the school to the other bathroom because the one by the cafeteria was locked and I didn't want to interrupt someone's blowjob."

"C'mon, you could have texted me and peed."

"Sorry, I'm not into golden showers." He patted my shoulder and grabbed an empty seat, putting it at our new found table.

"Are you boys all settled now?" The teacher said with an annoyed expression. I'm used to that from teachers.

"Yes Sir." I replied.

"Luke, she's a women." Calum whispered from across the table, and all fell silent in the class room.

--Half way into Class--

I had my head down on the table, resting on my folded arms while Arz ran her fake nails, I call claws, through my hair. Though I enjoy the attention. I was ignoring the teacher talk about how bad drugs are for your brain when there was a knock on the door. I slowly lifted my head but kept my eyes closed due to the bright class room lights and large window. But I'm a rather nosey person so I slowly opened them to see who it was.