Life Gets Better, Taryn

Delta's Letters

(Author's note: The topics in this part will make some readers uncomfortable or offended. Viewer discretion is advised.)

Aug. 23, 2010

Dear Taryn,

I am probably never going to send you this letter, but I wanted to say You're awesome. I know we literally only met this summer, but I cannot get my mind off you. I don't know why. Like, when I would be absentmindedly sketching, I'd look down and my paper is all "BAM! Taryn's face!" and I'm all "But why?" and my paper is all "sh.... just go with it." and I'm all "oh okay.". It's pretty strange. But eh, whatever. It's probably just because I hung out with you 99% of the time at the church camp. Oh well. At least your face isn't ugly. Personally, it's pretty cute. ...... Forget I wrote that. Please.

Why am I so awkward,

Delta Blu

Sep. 8, 2010

Dear Taryn,

Hey. So, I was thinking (whaaaat?!) and I figured that I was gonna write about my travels. You mentioned that you were interested in traveling, so why not? Anyway, I'm heading to Germany. I'll be there for a week, then I'm heading to England for another week, then I'm coming home. I'd stay longer, but I still have school. Meh. Today is my travel day, and I will be getting to my destination soon. I've been up for the last two days. I'm excited. I have never been to Germany before! Or England! Okay. I should get some sleep. Write to you later!

Zzzzzz.....

Delta Blu

Sep. 10, 2010

Dear Taryn,

I am so excited! I am finally in Germany! I arrived a little bit ago. I'm going backpacking, and I'm heading to the area I'm going to be hiking in. Anyway, I won't be able to write because I'll be super busy. I'll write when I'm heading to England! Later!

Let's hope I don't smell too bad,

Delta Blu

Sep. 18, 2010

Dear Taryn,

I'm back! Backpacking was so much fun! I haven't had a proper shower in a week, so people are avoiding me. It's hilarious! They all look at me like "Filthy teenager." and I'm just laughing. Like they have any idea what I've been doing. But it's all okay. I can't wait to get to England. I'll write to you later. Bye!

I need to shower,

Delta Blu

Sep. 19, 2010

Dear Taryn,

So, I just had the weirdest meal. Like, it was.... well.... I don't know. But it was pretty good! ..... I just asked my server what it was. I can't breathe. I'm trying so hard not to laugh. F..... It was Fa.... I can't even write it. Okay I got this. Faggots. FAGGOTS! Like come on! That is HILARIOUS! Okay I'm under control now. It's made from off-cut meats like the liver, heart and stomach of a pig, which is then mixed with breadcrumbs and onions and packed into a meatball. It was good. But that name though. Hilarious. Okay. Come on Del. Don't be offensive. Sorry if I offended you. I just thought it was funny. Anyway, I just thought I would write, because my schedule is packed for the next week. Write to you later!