Odd Tronnor One Shots

The Unicorn and The Fairy

Trixie was a beautiful brunette fairy with beautiful pink wings. Conchobarina was a brave bold unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail.
Trixie liked vaginas. She hated those 'magical sticks of joy'. One sunny morning, Conchobarina galloped through the Blue Neighbourland and Trixie thought she was sexy. She took off to fly and she fell on the ground, head first and fell into a coma.
When she woke up 1 year later, her wings were gone. She cried for ages. Conchobarina was allowed to grant 1 wish if the person/fairy/whatever was good to her. Trixie was strolling around town when Conchobarina landed infront of the city hall. Trixie gasped. A real unicorn! Trixie stroked her soft fur and mane.
"Hun, yer don't have wings. What happened, hot stuff?" Conchobarina asked. Trixie began crying again.
"I LOST THEM AND I DON'T KNOW HOW!" She screamed.
"Calm down, whale. I'll give them to you if you be good to me for today," Conchobarina offered. Trixie nodded repeatedly. Soon they were making out in the large bush. The pleasure got too much for Conchobarina, and she puked rainbows over and over, unable to stop. Conchobarina fell, her eyes almost shut.
"Baby!" Trixie shouted cuddling her head on her lap.
"I'll grant your wings..." Conchobarina croaked. At a flick of the mane, Trixie's wings were back. Trixie jumped around in glee.
"Conchobarina..." She stopped jumping when she saw Conchobarina struggling to stay awake.
"BYE BABE I'M GONE." With that, Conchobarina disappeared. And Trixie died a virgin.