Odd Tronnor One Shots

You Smelly Bum!

"I WAS SO STUPID FOR LETTING YOU GO, BUT I I I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THE ONE!" Troye belted out, his squeaky voice echoing throughout the entire house. He was only 6, but he absolutely loved One Direction.
"Shhhh! I hear daddy and mummy doing stuff. Do you think they are playing wrestling?" 5 year old Connor innocently asked, his gorgeous electric green eyes shimmering.
"Maybe. Or they could be playing tag!" Troye giggled. The bed continued to squeak from upstairs. Connor attempted to run to Troye's trash can to throw his popsicle stick away, but he tripped over.
"OWWWW!" Connor screamed, his nose leaking with blood. Troye turned around and gasped.
"Connie!" Troye rushed to his aid, grabbing a handful of tissues. He gently pressed them to Connor's nose. He continued howling with pain. Troye cuddled him, until no more blood came out.
"Thank you, Tokky," Connor hugged his big brother.
"By the way... 5SOS IS BETTER THAN 1D!" Connor yelled. He began singing 'Heartbreak Boy'.
Trpye was not impressed. He slapped Connor's face, and started yelling at him, telling him that Larry is real, 1D is the best and that he was married to Harry Edward Styles. Connor started crying, as Troye kept hitting him.
"JUST ADMIT THAT 1D IS BETTER!" Troye hollered, punching and kicking his smaller brother.
"OKAY OKAY PLEASE STOP! 1D IS BETTER!!" Connor cried, blood covering his no-longer white t-shirt and black jeans. Troye stopped and went back to his picture book.
"What is going on?" Their mum bursted into the room, half naked. "Oh, my lord!"
She gasped when she saw Connor covered in blood.
"What on earth happened?" She asked, wiping some of Connor's blood with her finger.
"We were playing around, then we both fell and our noses started bleeding!" Troye fibbed. Connor shot him a cold glare. Mummy Fravan sighed, and went back upstairs. Connor's jaw had dropped.
"You Smelly Bum!"